12667
Joke of the Day
"When I'm drinking don't worry about taking my car keys. Just hide my phone."
Next Joke
"How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."
"Whats the difference between a South African tourist and a racist? About a week or so"
"My boys cleaned out my car and now my change is missing. Little do they know, it costs exactly $3.63 to turn our wifi back on."
"I've been working with NASCAR on redesigning the track for more variety, but it's tough I just can't seem to get it right"
"I have a decaffeinated coffee table Looking at it, you wouldn't know it"
"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? I don't have a Ferarri."
"Wife: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? Husband: Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money."
"Today's Favorited tweet is tomorrow's Facebook update."
"I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift. But I couldn't find a manual."