199020

Joke of the Day

"I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift. But I couldn't find a manual."

"If you are ever attacked by a gang of clowns... go for the jugg'ler."

"I always tell my kids to stay well clear of any Train tracks... ...except ""Drops of Jupiter"". That one's ok."

"""Who am I talking to, Ouija BoardTM?"" *S-A-T-A-N* ""Satan, do any boys in my class like me?"""

"I asked God for a bike,... I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."

"Penises are like internet connections Having a big pipe is great, but it doesn't do you much good if you don't have any uptime."

"What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother? Eventually the Rottweiler lets go."

"Never been able to throw a frisbee too well, but I make up for it by having a huge dong & a really positive attitude"

"Just saw a cyclist put his hand out to indicate he was turning left when a lone pedestrian high fived him. I feel so good right now."

"Parkinson's Disease was named after its discoverer, Dr. Timothy Disease."