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Joke of the Day
"What crime was committed against the coffee? He was mugged."
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"I need 6 to 8 vegans... ...to mow my lawn. Plenty of food here, just bring your own drinks please."
"What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist? A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store."
"Obama this, Bush that... How about if you're still unemployed after 3+ years you might just be a loser?"
"Doctors say that one piece of bacon takes 9 minutes off of your life. That has to be most delicious form of suicide I have ever heard."
"Mom: So, do you have someone special in your life? Me: Define ""someone"" Mom: You know, a boyfriend. Me: Define ""boyfriend"""
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? No one's going to pay to have a lentil on their face!"
"I think there's nothing cooler than being a lone wolf ...except at wolf picnics, when you don't have a partner for the wolf wheelbarrow races."
"What did the programmer call his ship? Sea++"
"What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common? very little"