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Joke of the Day

"Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend? He didn't have all the 7"" he kept talking about."

"My Doctor just diagnosed me with Tom Jones Syndrome... ""Is it common?"" I said. ""Well..."" He replied ""It's not unusual"""

"Sorry if you already know this one A Hipster, a vegan and a feminist walk into a bar... How do I know? They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes"

"Some pages troll us by making a pixel or two on the page black so that we think it's a smudge... why would anyone do that? I just can't put my finger on it."

"I can't even imagine what people did at red lights before cellphones."

"A guy got run over by the PopeMobile yesterday. I guess he didn't see the sign that said ""Cross traffic does not stop."""

"If I ever opened a store that sold goats, I would call it Burlington Goat Factory"

"What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog? Yo dawg I washed yo dog."

"Posting inspirational quotes online is the first sign of depression."

"Why doesn't the gastroenterologist have any friends? He's always talking shit."