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Joke of the Day
"Q: Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas? A: Billy the Squid."
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"I am 20, Male, Dyslexic and love cockporn with lots of butter of course!"
"A good pickup line is ""I have a phone charger."""
"Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts? He couldn't stand all the racket!"
"I've decided to make an all-natural shampoo made from roots found in Africa. I'll call it Ethnic Cleansing."
"Bros were dying to know the song I had playing on the gym speakers, said it activated beast mode for them. It was ""Tracy chapman - fast car"""
"I can't believe it's been 5 years since Tyler Perry's Hurricane Katrina."
"I pitched my movie idea to a producer . It was about a kid who found out his transgender uncle was a superhero. I called it Auntman, the producer didn't get the idea, because he was black..."
"A woman had a dog with no legs. She took it out for a drag every morning."
"What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub? a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul."