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Joke of the Day

"To all the Bernie supporters... This isn't the first time a Clinton has left a bad taste in someone's mouth."

"Smart White Boy OPTIONAL (text)"

"What's white and covers the road in the early morning? Employed people."

"Whats black and always in the back of a cop car? A seatbelt."

"My little brother dropped this on me; What do Mexicans say when they're cold? BRRRRRRRRiba!"

"Two Dicks... Two dicks were hanging out at a bar."

"A friend asked me, Is there a black Greek god?.. Nike"

"""This is embarrassing, but would you believe we actually met offline?"" - married couples in 5 years"

"My friend handed me broken scissors... I told him this isn't going to cut it."

"Two antennas fell in love.. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."