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Joke of the Day
"What did the one melon say to the other melon? We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe."
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"Jokes about German Sausages are the wurst..."
"What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ? The Codfather !"
"I took my metal detector to the beach today expecting to find antiques of great value. Beach better have my money"
"Got an MRI. Nurse asked if I had bad kidneys. Told her I won ""best kidneys"" in my high school yearbook. She didnt laugh. We didnt talk again"
"A Jewish man had a son, who converted to Christianity. The man prayed to God, ""Oh Lord, my son has converted to Christianity! What should I do?"" And God replied, ""Yours too?"""
"Oddly enough, ever since downloading AdBlock onto my computer ..... all the local girls in my area seem to have lost interest."
"I wish I had trained flies that would fly into the mouths of people who chew with their mouths open"
"*getting murdered* Oh, wow, this is totally clearing my sinuses"
"I win arguments with cab drivers by getting out of the cab and leaving the door open."