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Joke of the Day
"Half life 3"
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"I just invented a new joke. I just invented a new word. Plagiarism."
"why is everyone posting about 9/11? It's still 2 months away."
"What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin."
"I'm really bad at measuring the correct amount of pasta when cooking, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti tonight""I got extra."
"Racism Test- What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot of course."
"A Jewish Boy Asks His Dad For $20 Surprised the dad says, ""$10 dollars?! What the hell do you need $5 dollars for?!"""
"A shipment of Viagra was hijacked on the way to the depot. The police have warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals."
"What do performing oral sex on a constipated woman and working for the Mafia have in common? One wrong slip of the tongue and you'll probably wind up in deep shit."
"What happens to illegally parked frogs ? They get toad away."