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Joke of the Day

"What's worse then 10 dead babies in a barrel? 1 dead baby in 10 barrels. EDIT: dumpsters, sorry guise."

"I'm on my way to get a Psychological evaluation for a new job Why does everyone keep wishing me luck?"

"I fcuking love it when my girlfriend uses her evil psychotic skills for my benefit and not against me."

"If I ever have a need for a drag queen name, I just decided it's going to be Queef Latina."

"What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time? Quantum Mechanics."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker? One of them starts a religion after it gets nailed."

"Why are organic farmers the best hip hop artists? Because they make the best beets."

"The one good thing about having a kid with Zika virus... even if he achieves major success in life, he'll never get a big head."

"I'm pretty sure Morgan Freeman was narrating while the universe was being created"

"What does a pedophile order when he goes to a cannibal restaurant? Eh, just something off the kids menu."