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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes if I trip on a crack I act like it's no biggie by breaking into a jog and don't stop until I'm in a new city with a new life."

"I carry a knife, but it's just in case of cake."

"Girls are like Math problems If they are under 18 , it's better to do them in your head."

"Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope? He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope."

"Damn, just found out my highlighter leaked!! Now everything in my bag seems important!"

"Why did the Romans build straight roads? So Indians couldn't build corner shops."

"I would like to thank the kind stranger I met on the bus this morning for teaching me the meaning of the word 'abundance'. It means a lot."

"Have you ever met a fractal? They're so conceited. I mean, they're so full of themselves."

"Why do people go to the gym again? Do they not know what a nap is?"

"If there were such a thing as beavers that were small and live in people's circulatory systems, what would be their religion? Embolism."