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Joke of the Day

"""It doesn't make any sense... but does it make a dollar?"", says the marketing manager."

"Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes."

"What's the difference between a tuna and a piano? You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna."

"Why was the S&M phone sex caller so quiet? Because he was tongue tied!"

"Did you hear about Dictionary: The Musical? It's a play on words..."

"British politics is like a gym. Everyone laughs when they see youkip."

"How do you identify a vegan? Listen closely."

"Ranchers are protesting over round hay bales. They claim that their horses aren't getting a square meal."

"When is a body builder's shortest workout? During the winter Swole-stace"

"Countries.. We used to have empires ruled by emperors. We used to have kingdoms ruled by kings. Now we have countries."