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Joke of the Day
"This morning's commute could have used more FAST and less FURIOUS."
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"If i were a hand model, at least i could say that i've banged a model."
"some simple jokes whats big white and falls out of a tree? a fridge whats green and has wheels? grass i was lying about the wheels"
"My daughter asked me if opposite day is real. I said yes. Because, you know. Opposite."
"He who farts in church..... Sits in his own pew. (Courtesy of my wife)"
"Pathan Joke *original joke translated into english* Pathan: I want to get married Dad: With who? Pathan: Grandmother *Dad turns angry* Pathan: You married my mother, that's why I want revenge."
"What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children? Jose and Hose B"
"Welcome to The News. Tonight's top story: you know that thing you love? It's terrible and you're terrible. Thanks,"
"You're so fat, they oughta call your dick ""Gary Oldman"" ...Cause it always disappears into a roll."
"When Edison got the idea for the lightbulb, an oil lamp appeared over his head."