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Joke of the Day

"A girl goes to the gynecologist, and the OB/GYN says ""This might hurt a bit, do you want me to numb it?"" She nodded yes... [NUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUM!](http://i.imgur.com/ZtNtzNP.gif)"

"what's the cheapest force? centrifrugal"

"Advises all the young people, ""Do not grow up; it's a trap!!"""

"[CREATING GROUNDHOGS] GOD: a rat dog ANGEL: check GOD: that whispers to white people ANGEL: what? GOD: about the weather ANGEL:"

"Was told to fuck bitches and get money. All I got was charged with bestiality"

"what will i do when i have an out-of-body experience? i'll see myself out...."

"*hostage situation* Our FIRST demand: we want more bullets because we ran out... NO DON'T COME IN HERE"

"An ironic joke walks into a bar, orders a beer, and sits down Bartender says hey! We're straight talkers here... no irony allowed. Ironic joke says well that's fine then, because I just want a beer."

"What is the favorite number of french potheads? 80"

"how many calories does hating your job burn"