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Joke of the Day

"Goats have it all figured out. All disputes should be settled with an aggressive series of headbutts."

"Maybe, just once, someone will call me ma'am without adding, ""You're making a scene"""

"Where does Trump buy the bricks for the Mexican border? At Wallmart i'll show myself the way out"

"Why did the black man cross the road? Black men always follow the chicken."

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and an oompa loompa? If you are wise, you won't listen to him."

"Milk toast was probably named by same lazy guy that named the fireplace and waterfall."

"What do you call a fat person who likes trance music? Trans fat"

"I can teach you to write in steps. I call it stair-case...."

"Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo? It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree."

"What 3 candies do you find in school? Redhots, DumDums, and smarties."