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Joke of the Day
"Maybe, just once, someone will call me ma'am without adding, ""You're making a scene"""
Next Joke
"Whats a really famous corn? Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars"
"Jesus loves me ... it's so awkward."
"""holy crap....um guys?!"" - the first caterpillar to wake up out of a cocoon"
"George R.R. Martin finished Winds of Winter!"
"To the person who stole my shoes at the McDonald's playplace: Please grow up."
"How many cats does it take to make a fur coat? None! Cats can't sew!"
"How to tell if she's odd... ...she can't even."
"How does a Mexican build a house? Juan nail at a time."
"The opposite of Thanksgiving leftovers is Thanksgiving rightunders. I'm so sorry"