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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road To see the ugly man. Knock knock Who's there? The chicken."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... without a penis."

"hey girl are you my ceiling fan because i'm pretty hot but also too lazy to get up and turn you on"

"I've been watching a bird do a mating dance for half an hour now, it's working, I want him."

"A horse trots into a bar . . . with a 8 foot stringy greasy turd stuck in his butt, dragging along behind. Bartender stares down at the trailing choad, then looks up - ""Why the long feces?"""

"I wake up easy most of the time, but every now and then, I wake up hard."

"Thank you student loans, for getting me through college... I don't think I can ever repay you!"

"""I think we should touch other people's faces"" - blind break up"

"My wife asked me what I wanted to eat that's fast and easy? Mmm...Your vagina?"

"Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad? ...because William Shatner"