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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? The Holocaust"

"Knock knock! (Who's there?) Not Abe Vigoda."

"There's a easter parade in my pants...wanna go?"

"The Mona Lisa was arrested for loitering today But it wasn't her fault, she was framed."

"What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have? -A very dry sense of humor"

"What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !"

"My teen yelled at me for not waking her up for school. She's in the shower & I'm wondering when she realizes it's Sunday. This is beautiful."

"I just plugged the charger into my phone, in the correct hole, on the first try. So it IS possible, guys. IT. IS. POSSIBLE."

"I was wondering where the ball went then it hit me"

"in hindsight, ms. frizzle taking a bus of children inside of an unsuspecting person was not ok. one of those rascals peed in his body."