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Joke of the Day
"""To be and not to be"" ~ Schrodinger's Hamlet"
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"Q: What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common? ... A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips."
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"*hires skywriter* $1 MILLION DOLLARS OR I SKYWRITE GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS!"
"You say potato, I say put out, ho. Otherwise, I'm calling the whole thing off."
"A kiss begins with K. But it's also just a text from someone who doesn't want to have a conversation with you."
"What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL? Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants."
"My neighbor called me an old drunk which really offended me. I'm not that old..."
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"What's the best part about having a deaf child? You can have sex as loudly as you want."