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Joke of the Day
"""To be and not to be"" ~ Schrodinger's Hamlet"
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"What is a ghost's favorite type of porn? Booooookake"
"You never realize how much you love sleeping until you have to wake up in the morning."
"A buddhist monk approaches a burger food truck and says. . . ""Make me one with everything."""
"I asked my gf to get the paper for me... ...She said ""Don't be silly, borrow my iPad"". That spider never knew what hit it."
"Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life? Because the Steaks are too high."
"Whitney Houston's last hit was ... off a crack pipe."
"How do you tell... How do you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes!"
"awfully bold of you to fly the Good Year blimp on a year that has been extremely bad thus far"
"If you're in love with 2 people, pick the second one, If you really loved the 1st, you wouldn't have fallen for the 2nd."