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Joke of the Day
"I once dated a girl with twelve nipples Sounds weird, dozentit?"
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"I'm sorry, Black Lives Matter is actually a peaceful and forward thinking movement that our society needs... Now if you could all stop sending me death threats on twitter that would be great."
"What's worse than being raped by your dad's penis? Also being forced to fill his Viagra prescription."
"What do you call a penis with bad logic? A phallusy."
"What do you call an irrelevant elephant. An irrelephant. ^^^I'm ^^^ending ^^^my ^^^life ^^^tonight ^^^boys."
"Want to hear a funny joke? Women's rights."
"My friend asked me if goldfish suffer from depression i said ""Yes, but very briefly..."""
"I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?"
"wife: Why is there a broom in the driveway? me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car"
"I tried to visit a new subreddit /r/god All I got was ""there doesn't seem to be anything here"". Check. Your move, religionists"