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Joke of the Day

"At first it was ""Okay"" and then ""ok"" and now ""k"" and soon it will disappear and you'll all regret it."

"*goes on Facebook AGAIN* *reads 100,000th idiotic post* *thinks other people are stupid*"

"Kleptomaniacs really don't understand jokes Because they always takes things literally."

"I wonder if I could fit my entire body inside a woman's. Through her mouth. Penis-first."

"Did you ever notice that black people... ...are the same as white people. - Joe Machi"

"Don't masturbate with Crisco. It's shortening."

"What do you call glasses that make you look wise? Respectacles"

"Have you heard the rope joke? Skip it."

"What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits your windshield? Its butt."

"My kid asked me where babies came from and I was like ""Dude, ask your Mom. I still can't figure out why Garfield talks and Odie doesn't."""