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Joke of the Day
"The US government had a shutdown."
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"After reading that Afghanistan had the highest infant mortality rate, this occurred to me. What do you call Afghan triplets? Twins! I am so sorry...."
"They were the type of children who would kill both parents and make you feel sorry for them because they were orphans."
"Mom She gave me life She gave me love She gave me sarcasm She gave me the ability to cut brake lines so that it looks like an accident."
"George stops at red light... A beautiful blonde stops just beside him. George pull down his window. She also pull down her window. George smiles and asks with a grin on his face "" you also farted?"""
"Give a man an axe and he'll kill a person. Teach a man how to incorrectly spray on Axe and he'll kill everyone in a 30-ft radius."
"Clearly, there was once a dangerous alternative to Safeway."
"A duck walks into a bar... Quack!"
"What kind of turns do letters take? U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo."
"My wife said her new addiction is goji berries but I'd prefer she get addicted to something cheaper like cocaine."