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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is homophobic... she's afraid I'm a gay."
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"You can't have your cake and thigh gap too."
"A Reddit Mod walks into a Jihad training camp... [removed]"
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"Anyone who believes in telekinesis... ...raise my hand"
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