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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is homophobic... she's afraid I'm a gay."

"So batman's son got into the rap industry .. They call him Lil' Wayne"

"Yesterday I bought an expensive but poorly made tie... I think my ascot ripped off!"

"It's 2023, a child asks her father ""how did Donald Trump get elected?"" "".....that was the year all the adults were busy coloring."""

"This is not a joke"

"I should probably eat this entire bag of Oreos tonight since they're going to expire in 2017."

"So I have a pretty good fathers day joke Can't wait to tell my dad when he finally brings the milk home"

"Thank you to whoever has been keeping Keanu Reeves busy with a laser pointer for the last 10 years."

"Better Luck Next Year Kiddo! I'm going to give my kid a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying ""Toys not included."""

"I used to think my drawings made me autistic... it turns out my Grandma was just from Boston."