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Joke of the Day

"Lucifer, chased by an angel, hid himself in the London Philharmonic Orchestra He was eventually found in the horns section."

"What do lawyers use for birth control? Their personalities."

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor."

"3 mods walk into a bar [deleted]"

"School humor Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."

"What are gay people's favorite pizza? Meatlovers."

"Literally The Best Joke Ever. The Best Joke Ever."

"What makes an octopus laugh? ten-tickles"

"I told myself after high school I wasn't going to smoke any more weed. I haven't smoked any less either."

"Why cant clinton stand straight? Because she is Crooked."