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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl, are you a tube of Pringles? Because my whole fist is stuck inside of you"
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"BABY FROZEN STEAK: mommy is he coming back MOM STEAK: no honeyget some sleep [rocky walks into the freezer] ROCKY: time to punch some meats"
"Due to recent cutbacks the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off."
"How do you end an argument with a woman? Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over."
"Doctor: I'm glad to say the ear operation was a success Patient: WHAT"
"When someone asks you to give an example of an idiom Just tell them you can't recall any from the top of your head."
"in GTA5 my dude was driving fast and I got a text IRL. when I looked down at my phone I crashed & flew out the windshield. #ItCanWait"
"If you hold the ocean up to your ear, it sounds just like a sea shell."
"The scene where Indiana Jones swaps the bags and runs from a boulder but it's me trying to eat a cookie without my kid seeing me"
"A new type of broom has just been released, It is sweeping the nation."