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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your hole weak!"

"What's the most popular white wine All Lives Matter"

"What are the three words that men hate to hear during sex? ""Are you done?"""

"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts Boy Scouts come back from camp."

"Why did EA cross the road? The punchline for this joke is 0.99$"

"What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat? Wharf!"

"Just texted her ""thanks for choking on me"" I meant ""checking"" but kinda curious what the response is gonna be."

"If I can punch you without moving my feet, you're in my personal space."

"Been throwing away this piece of tape for the last 17 hours"

"friend: have u accepted jesus christ as yr savior so u can be allowed into the kingdom of heaven? me: who all going?"