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Joke of the Day
"How thin do you have to be to go skinny dipping?"
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"If I worked at a pizza place I would use pepperoni to spell out ""Marry me?"" on pizzas all the time just to make things awkward for couples."
"America where we celebrate Memorial Day with mattress sales."
"White ppl be like ""What's the return policy on this umbrella?"""
"how are women like a quantum computer? they are both turned on and off by you at the same time."
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
"I just found out Nicki Minaj isn't animated!"
"Polio walks into a bar and no one walks out."
"Guys I finally came up with a name for our character: Spongebob ""Perfect!"" Thanks ""What's his last name?"" Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants"
"Without nipples... ... Breasts would be pointless."