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Joke of the Day

"An Irishman walks out of a bar . . ."

"Did to hear about the guy who pretended to wash his hair with excrement? It was actually sham-poo. *thunderous applause*"

"Why didn't the tree like to play checkers? Because it was a chesnut tree."

"The barber in my neighborhood just got arrested for selling drugs. I've been a customer of his for 4 years, and I never knew he was a barber."

"Didn't know true sadness until I accidentally pressed a button on my iPhone camera and saw my face from 2 inches away."

"what if you thought you had met your soul mate but then you saw them put mayonnaise on a hotdog"

"The world is so politically correct these days. You used to be able to say ""black paint."" Now it has to be ""Jamal can you please paint my wall?"""

"Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!"

"Why did the women's studies major go to college? To study a broad"

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing... They're both stuck up cunts."