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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no hand paintings from the old west? Because they could only draw guns."
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"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? The pilot. ^^^^^You ^^^^^racist ^^^^^fuck."
"So I've got this friend Dan. But when Dan gets mad, he seems kinda girly. Because when Dan gets mad, *Danielle*."
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"when interviewing a person for a dog walking position, you must make absolutely certain that given the chance, the applicant won't eat a dog"
"Obama and Putin are fighting over a phone charger. You might even say they're in a power struggle."