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Joke of the Day
"In high school, I was voted Most Likely To Keep Bringing Up Past Achievements."
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"Oh thank goodness, my Uber driver knows what's really wrong with this country."
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"Congratulations, everyone who saw me and my kids at the mall today. That's the cheapest birth control you will ever have."
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"A Proton goes into a bar and orders a drink,when he asks how much the drink will cost the Bartender says ""That will be $3.50."""
"What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Kurt Cobain? Hitler had a reason to kill himself."
"I have a degree in Female's Studies."
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