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Joke of the Day
"What's long and hard and fucks old people? Osteoporosis"
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"Why does George R.R Martin never use Twitter? Because he killed all 140 characters."
"how sodomy started........ a good friend & an itchy butthole."
"Warning: a punny joke What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."
"So this guy comes in a smokeshop. No wait! A horse! So this guy comes in a horse"
"What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? OBAMA'S tie"
"My phone tried to auto-correct ""f*cking"" to ""f*ck king,"" and I was like hell yeah I am."
"Pete Carroll was approached by a hooker last night but he said ""I'll pass"""
"3 years ago I trained 6 days a week & ran a 5K. Now I run my mouth 6 days a week telling the pizza delivery guy how I ran a 5K 3 years ago."
"I don't like the term ""substance abuse"" I prefer ""teaching substance a lesson"""