88841
Joke of the Day
"What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck? Hose A and Hose B."
Next Joke
"How do you kill 20 flies at once? Slap that little Ethiopian in the face."
"It was just a homeless man defecating in an elevator, but that's when the real shit went down."
"You can't have your status and like it too."
"What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer? Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry"
"Calm down, white people expertly wielding chopsticks to eat pad thai."
"Attention Prayer Warriors: My neighbor left town for a funeral today. Please pray for God to protect & guide me as I steal his barbecue pit."
"Following my vasectomy my urologist told me to return with a sample after I had ejaculated 40 times Ok Doc. See you tomorrow morning!"
"For you sir I would recommend one of our deluxe funeral plans where I won't dig you up and slap you around when I'm feeling mad at skeletons"
"He's making his list. He's checking it twice. He's gonna find out how many Jews will suffice. Oskar Schindler's coming to town."