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Joke of the Day
"The best joke of all time. Women's rights."
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"My wife told me I was immature and needed to grow up. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house anymore."
"Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose."
"My girlfriend asked me if her vagina smelled like fish... I said; ""Yes, Ariel, it does."""
"I just broke up with a hoarder... I'm the only thing she could get rid of"
"Kid behind me on plane kicking my chair and coloring. *turns around* *grabs one of his crayons* *slowly breaks it* *whispers ""you're next""*"
"What's Hitler's favorite aquatic animal? A dolphin"
"Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One fish turns to the other and says, ""DAM."""
"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...black and strong!"
"Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball? Miscarriage"