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Joke of the Day
"Why are most male squirrels gay? Cuz they love nuts!"
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"Whoever said nothing is impossible is a liar. I've been doing nothing for years."
"What would my hippie side be doing right now? I already know that"
"If the headline just read ""Kanye West Acts Like a Shithead,"" news sites could reuse it over and over again."
"""Why does stuff like this always happen to me?"" - gay passenger on Titanic"
"Yes. You rt'd me 14 times in a row. Thanks. You are first in line for my liver when the time comes."
"[1st Date] Brain: Be cool, gurl Him: Hi, I'm Ja- Me: Toilet paper should be called crapkins Him: Netflix: So... Just you and me again, eh?"
"Facebook is terrific way to connect with classmates who haven't aged as well as you."
"""I just got a fruit juicer because they say juicing adds years to your life... ...What they don't tell you is the years you add juicing, you lose cleaning you juicer."" -Kyle Dunnigan-"
"Vanilla Ice is selling more records lately Guess his fans are seminemtal"