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Joke of the Day

"Just logged into Facebook instead of Twitter and I now feel like I shouted out the wrong name in bed."

"If she runs away I will pursue her. But since she possesses superior footspeed and cardio I may have to borrow someone's bicycle."

"Moth balls Q: What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand? A: A really big moth!"

"Why was the Native American so tired? Because he'd been up all night building ATP."

"Did you hear about Disney's new Star Wars/ Highlander crossover? The tag line is ""There can be Obi-Wan."""

"How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial? He doesn't, they are both Aryans."

"Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's? Because they fall through his hands."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who? Chair you go again asking more questions !"

"What's the difference between me and a calendar? the 14th of february the calendar will have a date."

"Did you know that 90% of all dog in South Korea are inbred? Most commonly it's whole wheat or rye"