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Joke of the Day

"If she runs away I will pursue her. But since she possesses superior footspeed and cardio I may have to borrow someone's bicycle."

"Yo momma so dumb... my yoghurt is more cultured than her."

"(Offensive joke) What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven? 2 large planes"

"You can reduce your weight by one simple exercise of shaking your head horizontally. Do it when you are offered food"

"I definitely could NOT be a surgeon. blood freaks me out when I'm high"

"Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British? It's only check, mate"

"What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad? ""Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"""

"[WARNING: RACIST JOKE] What do you call a jew with a gasmask? A spoilsport."

"Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."

"I know a great knock knock joke Go ahead, you start."