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Joke of the Day

"My gf won't get the remote that's in the other room, but if my wallet was at the bottom of an ocean she'd be shopping already."

"beer gardens are great because who wouldn't want to grow beer"

"Somewhere, a real Nigerian prince is sitting at his computer wondering, ""Why oh why does nobody reply to my emails?"""

"What do you call a Chinese Podiatrist? Hee Lan To"

"I bought a pair of shoes from my drug dealer. I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!"

"If your partner says ""if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new,"" ""anything"" doesn't include getting stuck in a traffic jam"

"Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen? Because he is always recycling"

"80% of being Donald Trump is just worrying that the wind will blow your weird combover in the wrong direction."

"If television has taught me anything, it's that I can totally outrun an explosion."

"First World Problems How to create FWP, Get a dog and a boy and throw the boy down the well and go get your dog to save him because you to lazy to do it *AMERICA*"