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Joke of the Day

"Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper!"

"Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever."

"Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan? Because he was a kami!"

"John... ...[Staymoist](http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/21300000/John-Stamos-john-stamos-21331988-1611-1089.jpg)"

"When Yuri Gagarin was a kid, he dreamt to be the first one in outer space ... ... but some bitches beat him to it."

"Doctor Griffith offers both Veterinary and Taxidermy services. His tag line is ""Either way, you get your pet back""."

"Cop: Are you drunk or high on drugs? Me: No officer. Cop: Your pupils are dilated. Me: (Paranoid) WHA!, how'd you know I teach fat kids?!"

"How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players? When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?"

"Man, speaking (in heavy Scottish accent) to policeman, ""But, officer, it said laddies on the door."""

"How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes? Indifferential."