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Joke of the Day
"Did you know Abe Lincoln was Jewish? He got shot in the temple"
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"What's brown and sticky? My poop."
"Facebook game requests are the Jehovah's Witnesses of the Internet"
"99 Homes was originally a movie about Mexican gangsters"
"""What happens to germaphobes?"" They wash their hands so often, they dry out and people assume they have AIDS."
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist."
"I started work at a drilling site and left soon after. It was a boring job."
"Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A.The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene."
"My friend asked me how I know the smell of a wet dog since I'm a Muslim and can't have one I told him my girlfriend is a Christian."
"Scientist: we've finally taught a dog Morse Code Dog: [taps paw] Me: what did it say? Scientist: ""woof"""