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Joke of the Day

"To whomever stole my copy of Microsoft Word... I will find you. You have my Word."

"If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...? Stereotyping."

"*Ahem, ahem* So... A needle pulling thread... "

"You're Like The End Of The Bread... Everybody touches you, but nobody wants you."

"How much calcium is in a kiss? Enough to make a bone hard."

"Women are like spaghetti. They're straight until wet."

"How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway? Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer."

"This morning I read about that 14 year boy with a clock they thought was a bomb ...I just checked again and it's really blown up since then"

"What's the best part about getting AIDS You can only catch it once."

"Make a horror film less scary by putting old timey words in the title, i.e. The Thingamabob, Jason Goes To Heck or The Hills Have Peepers."