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Joke of the Day
"How much calcium is in a kiss? Enough to make a bone hard."
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"Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail? It was important not to fall off the wagon."
"So this guy gets pulled over... He's speeding and clearly stoned. The police officer says: ""How high are you?"" And the man replies ""No officer, it's hi how are you."""
"I asked for a chemistry joke, and he responded with this. [x-post from r/dadjokes] What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer? The taste."
"A girl has to get in bed before 8 p.m. so she can come home at 11."
"Did you hear, there's no more ice in Poland? The old lady with the recipe died..."