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Joke of the Day

"How much calcium is in a kiss? Enough to make a bone hard."

"What do you call a shipping crate full of snails? Escargot."

"The difference between a cucumber and pickles... Is jarring"

"Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store? They would steal all the boos."

"Ask me if I'm a truck."

"Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway? Because he was snowed in."

"I use my neighbor's outdoor jacuzzi for bubble bath time with my cat. I'd invite him, but my cat's funny about bathing with strangers."

"To the first designer to make skirts so tight that a slit had to be added to the back: Good job. Flip flop guy: Go stand in the corner."

"Someone should invent bass gloves. So people stop dropping it."

"I like what you did with your hair How'd you get it to stick out of your nose like that?"