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Joke of the Day
"Objects in the selfie are way sadder than they appear."
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"A blonde walks into a bar... Ouch."
"Where does almond and cashew milk come from? Crazy cows. They have to be nuts."
"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits till you're 14 to come on your face"
"A guy walks into a bar... He said ""ouch."""
"""I NEVER have enough pockets to carry all my awesome cargo!"" - revolutionary shorts designer."
"Quite frankly autocorrect I'm tired of your shirt"
"When I get lost in Reddit, I instinctively click on ""Front"", and then regret it. I regReddit."
"If I had a dollar for every time a woman find me attractive... I'd have a dollar, thanks mom"
"A rabbi walks into a bar with a frog on one shoulder ... The bartender says, ""Hey, where'd you get that?"" And the frog says, ""Brooklyn, der's hundreds of um."""