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Joke of the Day
"Where does almond and cashew milk come from? Crazy cows. They have to be nuts."
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"The Sad Life A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually."
"A midget, who was a self proclaimed psychic, escaped prison today. Now he is a small medium at large."
"What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Henson died? Nothing."
"What do you call a pokemon with a venereal disease? A PENISSAUR!"
"How many girlfriends have you had before me? She asked casually, as she sat on the edge of my bed pretending to be interested in my Warhammer catalogue. Fucking stupid question."
"What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes? ""DANKE!"""
"*swivels around in evil chair* *evil laugh* *pets evil cat* *evil cat laughs* *jumps out of evil chair* ""Holy shit, that cat just laughed!"""
"From my 3yr old nephew: Why do chickens sit on their eggs? Because they don't have chairs."
"How do you know if a black person used your TV? It's not there anymore."