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Joke of the Day

"When I get lost in Reddit, I instinctively click on ""Front"", and then regret it. I regReddit."

"Why did the terrorist go to Sonic? To have a Blast!"

"How do you make a handkerchief dance? You put a little boogie in it!"

"What's Funnier then an Obama Joke? DEZ NUTZ!!!"

"If someone specifies that you're book-smart and not street-smart or street-smart but not book-smart, they're calling you stupid."

"Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola? The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there."

"Build a fire for a man and he will be warm for a night... Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life."

"The Vocabulary Theater is now open! I heard they have a clever word play!"

"Did you hear about the guy that farted in church? He had to sit in his own pew."

"Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service! "