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Joke of the Day
"""I NEVER have enough pockets to carry all my awesome cargo!"" - revolutionary shorts designer."
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"If you want to hide something from me, put it on my voicemail."
"What's a masturbator's favorite type of weather? Jack-it weather!"
"When are minorities not minorities? When you look at crime statistics."
"If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be famous for? Their age!"
"That group of millionaires owned by that one millionaire is beating that other group of millionaires owned by that other millionaire. Yes!!!"
"Guy at the Apple store suggested I turn off my phone once a week, so I slapped his face and ran out of the store crying."
"e and i have an argument e says to i: get real i responds: be rational"
"I told my cheating girlfriend I was studying to become a magician And for my first act, I was disappearing out of her life."
"I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart... But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky."