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Joke of the Day
"What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house? They're both used to store nuts."
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"Man who farts in church... ... sits in own pew"
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"You know what I don't get? Jobs."
"I hate when people inbox me to tell me how funny my status es are... Motherf*cker there is a ""like"" button for a reason!"
"I would post a Casey Anthony joke... But my mom would kill me."
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"What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other? Nothing - they've never met."