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Joke of the Day
"What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black? [OC] A parka, son."
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"There's something mentally wrong with people who ask other parents if their baby isn't the cutest baby they've ever seen"
"-So how can we help you today Mr Benson? ""Please. Mr Benson was my father."" -Alright. So how can we help you today Mr Bensonson?"
"Teacher: Johnny, use the words 'defeat"", ""deduct"" and ""detail"" in a sentence. Johnny: Yes ma'am. ""Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail."""
"A brother and sister are having sex The sister tells her brother: You are better than dad. To which the brother replies: I know, mom told me."
"A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine ...with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"Do you know why the ""deez nuts"" guy is in prison? He's nuts."
"Justin Bieber said to be just devastated to hear the news on the Boston marathon . . . . . .but hopes that everyone involved are fans."
"When 3 people have sex, it's called a threesome... When 2 people have sex it's called a twosome. Now I understand why they call me handsome."
"Can the ninja throw his ninja stars? Shurikan"