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Joke of the Day

"You know you are Canadian when 0c and sunny is beautiful warm day..."

"I wanted to make a joke about transgenders... ...but I don't have the balls to do it. Not anymore anyway."

"ActivityBuddy A new app is sweeping the AppStore, using GPS technology similar to Grindr/ Tinder, ActivityBuddy matches up people who enjoy the same activity. The #1 activity? Anonymous gay sex."

"What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ? A long necked toothbrush !"

"If Goku used his kamehameha at Jesus Then Jesus is doomed, because even if he blocks the kamehameha, it would spill through the holes in his hands."

"No one ever talks about Peter Pans brother. Peter Pots"

"How many Vietnam Vets does it take to change a light bulb? What, you don't know? Well I guess you weren't FUCKING THERE, MAN!"

"Social butterfly? Nah. I'm more like a social Sasquatch. Some people swear they've seen me, but no one really believes them."

"Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest? He wanted to see that booty bounce."

"How did the hipster burn his tounge? He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!"