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Joke of the Day
"My wife hasn't said a word to me in 6 days. What's even better is, she thinks it's punishment."
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"*the force awakens* *the dark knight rises* *they make eye with eachother adn realize they were sleepig in the same bed* AHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"It's called a runway. But you taxi there. In a plane. Go home English, you're drunk."
"How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first."
"Some people come into your life for a reason. Like for target practice."
"Japan Q : What do people in Japan call fat people ? A: ""Double Buddha"""
"If a giant capture you and me and made a smoothie out of us, what would it taste like? It would taste like ""just us""."
"Why did Windows skip 9? Because 7 ate 9."
"I can't stand when people say a babies age in months after a year old. ""Yeah he's 29 months old"", B$tch don't make me do math."
"How many men does it take to change a light bulb? Not all of them."