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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no owls here? I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters"
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"What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up? Some day you will be red!"
"""Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"""
"The only way for America to not fuck up in the next election. Vote for Bill Clinton. Left the nation with national Surplus, and he got his dick sucked doing it."
"Whyisleatherarmorbestforsneaking? It'sliterallymadeofhide"
"Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog."
"Lets not kid ourselves, if the zombie apocalypse broke out, there are a couple people we would swear were zombies so we could shoot them"
"My satellite navigation told me to turn around. Now I can't see where I'm driving."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Burton ! Burton who ? Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush !"
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 jumpers they went 79 stories in 10 seconds."