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Joke of the Day

"[High School Reunion] Him: I started my own Law Firm last year Me: It took 2 months, but I convinced my wife Space Jam was a true story"

"What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control? Grandparents."

"What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach? A tangent"

"A racist man laments... If people gave him $1 for every racist thing he said or done he'd be able to make a small contribution of 1 million dollars to Donald Trump's campaign."

"How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 7"

"who are the shortest people in the bible? The Shuhites"

"Why did the hen fall in the well? she couldn't see that well"

"After years of commercials, I still have no idea what a Go Daddy is"

"USA lose graciously to Belgium in the World Cup. Obama says no hard feelings & any drones heading towards Belgium are nothing to worry about"

"What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA? Rosalind Franklin's notes."