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Joke of the Day

"[High School Reunion] Him: I started my own Law Firm last year Me: It took 2 months, but I convinced my wife Space Jam was a true story"

"If a man says he is going to fix something he will. There is no need for a women to ask every 6 months about it"

"What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic? Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style."

"Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge? In a morgue."

"My therapist claims I'm a narcissist, but what does he know? Clearly not as much as me."

"Jeffrey Tambor walks into a bar and spots Stephen Tobolowsky... He says, ""Have I seen you somewhere before?"""

"Today was... ... the best day of the year"

"My jewish co-worker told me this one What did the pedophile jew tell the kid? ""wanna buy candy?"""

"Did you hear about the guy they found dead at the Mediterranean restaurant? Yeah, police are calling it a hummus-cide."

"TIL A ref can show a player the red card for a loud fart ... even if it isn't Messi."